Shocking news from Homeland Security

A senior Homeland Security official is interested in a device that will deliver a disabling shock to all wearers.

Is this for suspected terrorists? Nope. This guy wants the bracelet to replace the boarding pass for all air travelers.

According to a letter from DHS official, Paul S. Ruwaldt of the Science and Technology Directorate, office of Research and Development, to the inventor whom he had previously met with, he wrote, “To make it clear, we [the federal government] are interested in…the immobilizing security bracelet, and look forward to receiving a written proposal.” The letterhead, in case you were wondering, came from the DHS office at the William J. Hughes Technical Center at the Atlantic City International Airport, or the Federal Aviation Administration headquarters.

What idiots we have in positions of authority in this country!