While sliding a fresh piece of newspaper into the bird's cage, a photograph from the op-ed page caught my eye. It was this mug shot of Extreme Right-Wing Columnist Robert D(uh). Novak:



Now I must admit I didn't recognize who it was until I saw the name under the photo. The reason for my lack of recognition is understandable because this is what Novak really looks like:

Oh, the vanity!