Let's post the 10 Commandments

Talk about posting the 10 Commandments in public places has died down for now, but since it's an election year, and the Global Struggle Against Those Swarthy People That Want to Blow Us Up, or whatever the NeoCons are calling it now, is not going so well, we expect this issue to rear it's ugly head.

We say if certain people want to post the Commandents on public property, then go ahead. But with certain conditions.

Only these five will be allowed:

• Thou shalt not kill.


• Thou shalt not commit adultery.


• Thou shalt not steal.


• Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.


• Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.

Then, if any public official - federal, state, county, or local - violates any of these five Commandments they will forfeit their office and forever be barred from holding any public office. This will apply to judges, elected or appointed officials, government employees, contractors and lobbyists. Non-commissioned service personnel would be exempt.

Let the howling begin.