Will Bush Attack Iran or Not?

The Bush Administration flatly denies it plans to attack Iran before the end of George Bush's reign of terror. The attack allegation was reported in the Jerusalem Post.

The White House on Tuesday flatly denied an Army Radio report that claimed US President George W. Bush intends to attack Iran before the end of his term. It said that while the military option had not been taken off the table, the Administration preferred to resolve concerns about Iran's push for a nuclear weapon "through peaceful diplomatic means."

Okay, since when did anyone in this administration ever believe in peaceful, diplomatic means?

Oh, wait, there's this:

The official reportedly went on to say that "the hesitancy of Defense Secretary Robert Gates and Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice" was preventing the administration from deciding to launch such an attack on the Islamic Republic for the time being.

Okay, it makes sense now. They are waiting for the right time. After all the diplomatic talk with Iranian officials.

What's that? They're not talking with Iran?

Oh, geez. We're in deep shit now.